Is this a dis or an ad? All drinks are mostly water - even milk and OJ...

Applebee's Bartender Says Those Margaritas Are Mostly Water

Applebee's Bartender Says Those $1 Margaritas Are Mostly Water

*pretends to be shocked*

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Aren't most drinks "mostly water"?
Orange juice and thus a screw driver, wine coolers, beer, mixed drinks in general are all "mostly water".
WTF? Do they want XXX Graves 95% alcohol by volume?
This is stupid!